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LIPAS (WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!)

korang tau tak, semalam kan...kul 12.30am tu aq turun la bawah, untuk tengok Gag Concert (ulangan) XD


then tibe2 rase lapar, buat la aq air milo and bawaknye ke depan untuk makan smbil tengok tv. apa yg aq angkut skali ialah, roti Gardenia, 1tin biskut Jcobs and secawan milo tanpa susu. hahaha. makanla aq kat lantai tu, sedang2 asyik aq tengok Gag Concert...tibe2 mata aq cam nmpak satu 'benda' datang menuju kat aq dengan laju.


FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IT WAS A DISGUSTINGSTUPIDOBNOXIOUSCREEPYDISPLEASINGMUCKY CREATURE CALLED COCKROACHES!!!


shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AQ MEMANG XSUKA NATANG TU!!!!!!!! GELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


dah la 'benda' tu datang mnuju kat aq, aq rse dah mcam nk tkena heart attack dah! lepas tu dah la gag concert tu tengah part best. mmg !@#$%^&*(!!!!!!!!!!! aq pun lari2, mnuju dapur amik Ridsect tu! lipas tu pegi pusing2 kat plstik roti gardenia tu, aq dah buat muka cam "Eww~" la kan, nasib baik tertutup plastik tu!


then, agak2 dia dah jauh sikit dari mkanan tu aq pun 'ppppppppsssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttt' spray r wehh!!!!!!!!!!! ape lagi!!!!!!! bunuh dia, bunuh dia!!! aq spray mmg xde hentinya!!!!! then 'benda' tu dah pening2 lalat sikit, naik atas kusi pulak........mmg ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. T_T aq nak duduk katne ni~


the, aq anggap la peperangan nie dah selesai. 'Musuh' pun dah mati, aq pun smbung makan balik. yg pasti, aq dah xsentuh la roti tu kan. lol. lepas makan, pegi dapur, letak glas, simpan tin, roti, and nak la datang balik ke ruang tamu, aq nampak 'benda' tu cross kapet, nyorok kat bwah almari and i was like, "wtf!? xmati lagi??" dengan bengannya, aq pun amik Ridsect tu balik and tunggu dia kuar dari almari tu~ =_=;;


dah kuar! aq SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!! DIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


memang aq rase cam nak habis dah Ridsect tu. hahahaha. XD lipas tu kuat betol semangat dia nak bertarung.


last2, mati jugak. yay!


rumah aq dah berbau Ridsect dah. hahaha. tapi kalau pikir2 balik, ngeri giler bila lipas tu kejar kita. dah r aq geli T_T aq ingat lagi aq penah nagis teruk gila babi ah sebbab natang tu! TT__TT geli sangat!!!!!!!!!!! maybe lipas tu lapar sangat time tu, aq paham. sorry la, tapi you are disgusting, okay? and if u wanna fight with me, i dont have any mercy to kill you Encik Lipas!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTT_____________________TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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  1. Ziey20 May 2011 at 21:03

    bapak sumpah lawak do!!!!!
    hahahahahahahhahahaha...
    aq ingat ni peperangan ke-3 dunia....
    hahahaha....

    tapi, aq pon allergic dgan makhluk yang merAyap2
    such as LIPAS!!!!!

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  2. qijae22 May 2011 at 02:26

    tu r!!!!! ewwww...........xsuka, geli geli geliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete

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